Dearest Toffee, you are adorable! What a beautiful fluffy bunny you are, with that fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with the lop ears and the lovely dark eyes. And thank you for sharing those great photos with us! It's so sweet to see you with your dear husbun Bilbo and then settled down between your dear person's feet. You have the most delightful personality and think you're a human! You like to get lots of stroking on your head, and you're very keen on food. You lick your hoomDad's nose, but no-one else's. You stretch out incredibly flat (apart from your well-rounded tummy) when you're relaxed. You and your dear Bilbo and persons all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Toffee, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Bilbo and persons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, some special ginger, crisps, prawn crackers and chocolate, maybe even a whole Mars Bar!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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