Dearest Mushu, what a beautiful Leopard Gecko you are! Your orange and pink bodily coloring is gorgeous, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big dark eyes and that big smile. You have the most delightful personality, too! You're a brave, sassy lizard, very determined at getting what you want. When you first came home, it took you no time to settle right in, even though it takes a week or so for most lizards! As for food, you bend the laws of physics with the number of mealworms you can eat! You've certainly earned your name Mushu, "bane of crickets and destroyer of mealworms." You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mushu, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, including many more mealworms!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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