Mitzie the Marvelous Moggy!
Dearest Mitzie, what a beautiful Tabby lady you are! You are absolutely gorgeous. And you certainly have The Look down! You remind me of so many wonderful Tabbies I have had the privilege of knowing. You are so pretty in that great photo, and thank you for sharing it with us. I wish I could reach through the screen and across the ocean to England to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You are very special: You are cute and cuddly and always get your own way. The Purrrfect Cat! You generously let your dear Purrrsons live in your house and work all day to keep you in the style in which you like to be accustomed. You love Goth music and watching other cats on TV. You give your dear Purrrsons so much joy, especially when you awaken them at 6:30 am to feed you! Afterwards you go right back to sleep, while they're awake for the day. As they put it so rightly: No rest for the cat slaves! You and they all adore each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mitzie, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, perhaps with some Sisters of Mercy music playing!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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