Dearest little Callie, you are absolutely precious! What a sweet little young lady you are. That colorful fur is so pretty and looks so very soft, and what a sweet face you have with those perky ears and lovely big eyes and what looks like a big grin. Your dear people found you in the cat kennels at the local shelter when you were 4 weeks old. Hence you still think you're a cat! You're full of energy and love to play with your toys and ball and your bunny housemate, Peaches. You love to cuddle and go for car rides and brush your own teeth! You're also very talkative. You and your dear people and Peaches all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Callie, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Peaches and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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