Precious Kitten Charlie!
Dearest Charlie, you are absolutely adorable! What a sweet little precious kitten you are indeed, only two and a half months old! That fluffy Tuxedo fur is already showing its gorgeous design, and don't you just have the sweetest face already, with those white whiskers and eyebrows and that white blaze down between your lovely kitteny eyes. You look like you could fit into my palm, and don't I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Pennsylvania to hold you and gently finger-pet you. That's so sweet to see your dear Purrrson's hand as she/he pets you! You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
And what a delightful story you have to tell! You came to your dear Purrrson when you were seven weeks old. You may be small and young, but you are already filled with energy! You make him/her smile with your antics. Your favorite toy is your catnip mousie, but you will play with anything! You love wet food, and you can already climb stairs and jump really high. You're very affectionate. You have a huge heart and get attached to people really quickly. You never bite or scratch anyone. You make little squeaking noises when you're happy, and you purr really loud for hours. You enjoy watching TV and playing Guitar Hero! You and your dear Purrrsons love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Charlie, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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