Sweet Ellen!
Dearest Ellen, you are adorable! What a pretty girl you are, with that grey and white fur that looks so soft, and that sweet face with the cute pink nose and the long white whiskers and those lovely big pale-green eyes. I wish I could reach through the screen and down to Meridian, MS to pet you, and pet your brother General, too! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson will pet you both for me 
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You are full of energy and make your dear Purrrsons smile with your antics. You and your brother love to hunt mice, snakes, lizards, birds, and you hate to ride in the car. You're both about two years old. You love sleeping and playing in boxes, and playing outside, and playing with feathers. You and General sometimes swat or hiss at each other, but otherwise you get along. You love to be petted, but General is the more cuddly one of you two. Sometimes one or both of you sleep on the bed with your Purrrson.
You are "the purfect cat" for your dear Purrrson! We're so sorry his/her previous cat ran off into the woods on the first day she/he got her. We hope and pray that that dear kitty has found a wonderful home.
You and your dear brother General and your dear Purrrson all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Ellen, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear General and Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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