Dearest Bibi, you are adorable! What a beautiful Guinea Pig you are, with those different colors in your coat, especially the orange around one eye and the black around the other. You've been with your dear person a few years now. You were very shy at first, but you've never bitten or gotten angry. You sit innocently and enjoy the soft strokes he/she gives you. And how nice that you are potty-trained (sometimes, anyway!). You two love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bibi, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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