Dearest Lola Honey Bunny, you are adorable! What a sweet, precious Miniature Holland Lop Rabbit you are! Your fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely brown eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're a very loving bunny who loves to give kisses and cuddles. If someone asks you for a kiss, you give that person some on the cheeks! You're full of energy and make your dear people smile with your antics. You love playing with your balls. When someone asks where's your ball, you hop over to your ball collection. How nice that you are litter box trained and a free-roaming bunny in your house! You and your dear family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Lola Honey Bunny, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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