Dearest Leon, what a beautiful Lionhead Rabbit you are! You are so pretty with that soft-looking fluffy fur and that sweet face with those lovely big eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. How nice that your dear playmate Chilli is there with you! You are both very sweet and affectionate and enjoy being petted and cuddled. You and she and all your dear family members love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Leon, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and Chilli and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special rabbit-safe chips, peas, breadsticks, fresh carrots, and turnip greens!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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