Dearest Cloudy, you are utterly adorable! What a sweet, cute little Chinchilla girl you are. Your fur is so pretty and soft, and you have the sweetest face with those long whiskers and lovely big eyes.
And what a clever girl you are, too! You have mastered the art of escape from your cage and have surprised your dear people with your night moves. Now they have put a net around it and think (hope) that is keeping you inside your cage. You are full of energy and make them smile with your antics. You and they all love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Cloudy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear people are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of orange slices and treats!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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