Spectacular Sylvester!
Dearest Sylvester, you are absolutely gorgeous! What a Hunk of a Tabby guy you are! My girls Sparkler and Galaxy are in love. You are so pretty with that fluffy, soft-looking brown-black-white Tabby fur and that sweet face with those amazing long, curly whiskers and the lovely big eyes. You look so regal and content, like you know just how special you are and that's exactly the way things are supposed to be. I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Inver Grove Heights, MN to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
And what a terrific Purrrsonality you have! As a kitten, you weren't noticed by anyone visiting the shelter until your dear Purrrmanent people came along. You immediately knew they were the ones, and you all adopted each other right away. You are very special and very smart. You can open drawers, and you can hear a treat bag being opened anywhere. (My cats Sparkler and Galaxy have that particular talent, too.) You were frightened when you first came home, but you soon got over your fear and became the curious, mischievous fellow you've been ever since. You and your dear Purrrsons all love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Sylvester, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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