Dear George, what a most handsome boy you are. Your coat looks so plush and soft, and your face is so sweet and very expressive.
You sure know how to pose for the camera. And you are not afraid to show off that fabulous belly.
Your street smarts got you adopted by your forever family by crashing a backyard barbecue. You never left and you have been in charge ever since.
You are incredibly charming and demanding, and I would happily oblige, as does your family.
You are a "lappy" lap cat, and at the same time, independent to the max. You sink your teeth into people's arms, you yowl in the bathroom, and you eat and kill olives.
George, you are irresistible, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.