Dearest Trevor, you are gorgeous! What a good-looking Reeves Turtle you are. You're so cute swimming in your tank there. And I bet you and your good friend Earnest are adorable hanging out together. You are awesome in general, all right! (And we bet Earnest is, too.) You both and your dear mom all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Trevor, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear mom and Earnest and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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