Dearest Thor, you are absolutely adorable! What a perfect Christmas elf you make! You have the most delightful personality, too, making your dear person smile with all your energy and antics. I'd love to hear you chirping as you speed back to your cage from different parts of your house! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Thor, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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