Dearest Dash, what a gorgeous rabbit you are, and what a sweet picture of you with your guinea pig pal! What a horrific early story you have to tell, your earlier alleged-people having your teeth removed because you bit someone! At least that brought you to your loving foster home where you stayed for 4 years. And then your dear bunny friend Smudge passed away, and your permanent people learned about you from a website. They read your story and traveled 140 miles to pick you up! Now you have the most wonderful Furrrever home, as you've deserved all along, complete with Arthur, your four-month-old guinea pig true companion. (It's taking a little longer to get on with the other three bunnies!) You and all your new family members love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dash, on being chosen our Christmas Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and Arthur and the other three bunnies and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats. We know Smudge Angel is rejoicing with you at the Rainbow Bridge!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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