Dearest George, you are gorgeous indeed! What a cutie of an orange and white kitty you are. My orange and white girl Sparkler is in love! That soft-looking fur is so pretty, and you have the sweetest face with that bright pink nose and the long white whiskers and the lovely big eyes. Thanks for sharing those great photos with us! In that one of you with your tummy turned upward, are you looking for it to be rubbed? I wish I could reach through the screen and across the ocean to Liverpool to rub it (only if you want it rubbed, of course) and pet you! I can't,of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you and rub your tummy (only if you want it rubbed, of course) for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You enjoy playing with your yellow mouse and running in the back fields, and you are obsessed with ears! You lick human ears for earwax, hunt earbuds in the trash, and lick fingers after they've been near ears. Then you love a good cuddle with a fuss made of you. You are also a champion sleeper, going into such deep sleeps that you can be picked up, your eyes opened, or your paws played with, with no reaction from you. You and your dear Purrrsons all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling George, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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