Dearest Lucky, you are adorable! What a beautiful, sweet young Lop-mix Rabbit you are. You have the most delightful personality, too! You are your dear person's first bunny, and you make him/her smile with all your antics and energy. You run around the house and enjoy playing with cardboard toilet paper tubes. You like to climb onto anyone who sits down at your level on the floor. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Lucky, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of carrots and strawberries!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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