Dearest Diesel, what a beautiful Rottweiler guy you are! You are stunning, so handsome with what looks like a big smile on your sweet face. You have the most delightful personality, too, very affectionate and goofy. You make your dear person smile with all your energy and antics. You love to go to the lake in the hot Texas weather. You sit, stay, and lay down, and you listen really well. You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Diesel, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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