Dearest Bruno Sweep, you are adorable! What an utterly beautiful little guinea pig you are! That fur has such an unusual color pattern, and you do indeed look like you have the "points" of a Siamese cat. You have the most sweet, delightful personality, too! You are always beeping and never quiet. You live with your mate Google, who is the boss and keeps you in line. You enjoy affection but on your own terms. You and Google and your humans all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
I want to thank your dear person, who rescued your predecessor piggie from unspeakably awful cruelty at the hands of some alleged-"humans," saving his life and bringing him to a home and life full of love. Bless you, dear family member, and bless that piggie Angel and Bruno Sweep and Google!
Congratulations, darling Bruno Sweep, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and Google and all your family members are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special raspberry leaves and dandelion leaves! We know your piggie predecessor Angel is rejoicing at the Rainbow Bridge!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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