Sensational Schlapi!
Dearest Schlappi-Schlappohr, what a beautiful rabbit you are! Your soft-looking fur is so pretty, and you have the sweetest face. You make your dear person him/her smile with your energy and antics. You jump very high, usually too high for someone to catch, but you let your dear person catch you after you are done playing and it is time to go back to your cage. You and he/she have a lot of fun together, and you love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Schlappi, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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