Dearest Danny, what a beautiful Bantam Chicken you are! Those feathers are such pretty colors, and what a sweet face you have! You look so content and happy there. And you have the most delightful personality, too. You make your dear people smile with your energy and antics. You like to sit on a little hut by the rooster. You enjoy eating bread, noodles, lentils, bugs you find, and practically anything! You and your dear people and rooster all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Danny, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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