Marvelous Meatloaf!
Dearest Meatloaf, what an adorable young hamster you are! You are so cute with your colorful soft-looking fur and your sweet face. You are very clever, too. Instead of running in your wheel, you sit by it and use your legs to spin it from the outside! You make your dear people smile with your energy and antics. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Meatloaf, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special carrots and sunflower seeds!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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