Dearest Garfield, you are gorgeous indeed! What a good-looking orange guy you are! That fur looks so soft and is so pretty, and what a sweet face you have with that cute pink nose and the lovely big eyes. You are adorable in all those great photos! I wish I could reach through the screen and down to Clarksville, TN to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You were a kitten at the Humane Society, and right away you recognized your Furrrever-Family-to be and selected them to take you home! You are "super silly and super sweet." You love to chase lights, play with your catnip balls, and lay on every bed and chair in the house to remind everyone that you are King of the castle. You run your household very smoothly, serving as alarm clock and helping your dear Purrrsons draw. You are very affectionate and love to give and get love when you choose, purring and grooming and headbutting. You and your dear Purrrsons love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Garfield, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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