Dearest Blondie, you are gorgeous, utterly adorable! What a beautiful Chihuahua, Jack Russell Terrier mix girl you are, with your fur that looks like silk and your sweet face so full of love and happiness. You have the most delightful personality, too, and are the dog of a lifetime for your dear family. You're a rescue dog, yet another outstanding example of the treasures to be found in rescues! You are blessed with loads of personality and love, and you have a boyfriend, Chico, down the street. You and he and your dear family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Blondie, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and Chico and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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