Good afternoon, Miss Nancy Jones! What a gorgeous kitty lady you are, with your long fluffy fur, your beautiful green eyes, and your white whiskers! Miss Jones, I am very impressed by all the things you do in your day such as helping your mummy with filing, keeping up with social media, and catching any strings that may have gone astray. Then it is time to play with your catnip mousie, snuggle into your people's laps, and be happy! I will happily visit your Facebook page, too! Happy Cat of the Day to you, beautiful Miss Jones! Could you please have your people give you some extra petting and hugs for me, because I have very much enjoyed meeting you today and you made me smile!
Your admiring fan,
Elyse in Chicago
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