Labor Day Holiday #548.

[Karen]

Yikes - don't wanna know the answer to that one! Did a certain canine try to assist with cleanup and burn her tongue?

[Lady's Human]

The answer is all of them.

Angel was preoccupied when the jar hit the deck, thankfully.

[Karen]

Thank goodness Angel was occupied! I hope none of it burned you, LH or any of the humans either! There's nothing quite as sticky and dangerous as scalding hot jam.

[Lady's Human]

ON a side note, what does our kitchen have in common with Reggae?


We be jammin, mon!

[RICHARD]

While I am NOT a scientist, I do ponder about things way outside my paygrade........


How much square footage can strawberry jam cover when it's in a high temp state?

Well,

We first have to figure out the viscosity of SJ at different temps.

Then, we have to determine the amount, the height from which it was dropped and the velocity of the container when it struck the floor.

Of course, the exact angle of the container - when it stopped - has to be replicated.

That said?


Wait until it cools, let the dog have some while you get a bucket and mop....

In square feet?

I'll estimate the splatter at.............................




That much?

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I need a beer and a laugh.....anyone?


Bueller, Bueller?

[Karen]

Um, not a good idea to let the dog have any, as remember, there is broken glass mixed in! They are usually 8-ounce jars - jam jars, silly!

[RICHARD]

Um, not a good idea to let the dog have any, as remember, there is broken glass mixed in! They are usually 8-ounce jars - jam jars, silly!

Hmm, Didn't take that into consideration, Told you I wasn't a scientist.

But, I did stay at a Holiday Inn once?