Hi sweet knight Hastings- you may not be a Norman kitty but you rather seem to be a relaxed Southern France purrson who likes the good life. And you have found it in Manchester where you get wonderful food and plenty things to lick at.
If you feel ready to conquer other areas please come back to the continent- we would love to see these golden eyes gaze at us and hope your purrents give you a nosekissie of congratulations