Dearest little Reddit, what a cute young sleek Norwegian grey boy you are, and what a cute pose you're taking in your photo! We're so glad you were brought to your Furrrever home with your sister by these nice people who take such good care of you so you are well and healthy now. Clearly you and they all love each other dearly, which is just as it should be. You have such delightful ways of showing your love.. kissing them on their eyes, sleeping on their faces.. I'd love for you to kiss me on my eyes! And how nice that you have a big tank of fish-flavored water to drink from as you watch the fishies!
Congratulations, darling Reddit, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your sister and your humans and your fishies are all enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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