Dearest Wee-Wee, what a beautiful, gorgeous Wegie you have grown up to be! And your autobiography there is fascinating. You are a cat of many talents and many accomplishments, and you certainly do have your humans trained to perfection! You make sure they keep your water crystal clear and clean, you share mealtimes with them, you have them playing the cat-grass chase game so they'll give it to you with lots of kisses. And you can resolve arguments between them with the touch of your paws, not even using your nails. You bring them comfort when they are sad or sick or lonely. No wonder they love you so very much and you love them so very much too! You are their gift of happiness in a warm furry being.
Congratulations, darling Wee-Wee, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your Purrrsons are celebrating with a day full of fun and lovies and your favorite treats and maybe even a fetch game.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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