Gun control discussion

[pomtzu]

Ban roll on?

It is said that the mind is a terrible thing to waste. No one can say that about you - yours is in high gear 24/7!

[RICHARD]

Terrorist Barbie?

http://news.yahoo.com/pa-kindergartn...035057936.html

I betcha Ken is somewhere breathing a sigh of relief that justice has prevailed.

[lizbud]

When I read the headline i thought maybe the Indy show ran out of his favorite "shootin iron". Clowns.

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/l...te-fairgrounds

[RICHARD]

Where is Phil Robertson when you need him?

[RICHARD]

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/55...y-gun.html.csp

I love it.

I betcha JCP loved it too, underwear sales probably went up 300%.

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911, how can I help you?

Caller: I am here at JC Penney and I want to report a man with a large gun here in the store.....

911: A man with a gun?

C: Yes, a man with a large gun on his back.

911: And what is the man doing?

C: He's browsing the men's section, I think you need to send someone out here...

911: Exactly what is he doing?

C: He is standing at a display looking through the clothing there..

911: And where is the gun?

C: On his back.

911: On his back?

C: Yes, on his back.

911: Is he threatening people with it?

C: No, he is just shopping!

911: Shopping?

C: Shopping.

911: So, what is the emergency?

C: There is a man here with a gun on his back, shopping!

911: Shopping? Has he pointed the gun at anyone or threatened anybody?

C: No, but I am afraid.....It's a man with a gun, shopping!

911: Shopping?

C: Yes, shopping.

911: So....what is the emergency?

C: THERE IS A MAN AT JC PENNEY WITH A GUN ON HIS BACK, AND HE IS SHOPPING!

911: I'll send a car out to investigate..........

[RICHARD]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highsc...201533800.html

Now, in an extended effort to keep the children safer while on the soccer pitch, players are no longer allowed to shoot the ball on goal.

Taking shots on goal are now discouraged because of the danger that a child may be hurt from a direct hit or a riccochet.

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President Obama has also looked into banning 'shooting guards' and shooting the ball in youth, college and professional basketball games.

Las Vegas is looking into banning crap games - Shooting dice can be deemed as an unsafe activity.

Shooting the Breeze at the watercooler can be cause for suspension or termination at some businesses.

"Shoot" as an alternative curse word will no longer be tolerated.

The NHL hockey season was also in danger of being totally cancelled because the players sticks were not registered.

Microsoft has been asked to remove bullet points from their PowerPoint software and all U.S. companies will begin to remove bulletin board from their premises to reduce the possibility of workplace violence........

[RICHARD]

Stupid adults..............

http://news.yahoo.com/two-women-woun...012936996.html

Not the kind of shootout you want to see a game end in?


At least it wasn't sudden death?