Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary View Post
What a silly hooman you are LH!

Patch is trying to save you from having to eat cabbage! And for heaven's sake - don't you realize how important it so to stay on guard against the evill sparrows?? One moment of distraction and anything could happen.

All these sacrifices for you and so little appreciation!

We may have to get Groucho involved to get poor Patch the appropriate respect!

Eddie/es
We appreciate Patch, we appreciate his mousing skills, he makes an awesome lapwarmer, and we show our appreciation by putting up with his banzai charges through the house.

I wasn't aware that birds were such a threat, I'll have to reconsider.