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  1. #436
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    Modified meatloaf?
    The cool tile floor is relief.
    For my heated bits?

    Splay legged today.
    The thermometers don't lie!
    Dog days, over soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    Modified meatloaf?
    The cool tile floor is relief.
    For my heated bits?

    Splay legged today.
    The thermometers don't lie!
    Dog days, over soon?
    Edster, just you wait
    Fall will come, you'll warm yourself
    Snuggling with your Dad.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom
    Edster, just you wait
    Fall will come, you'll warm yourself
    Snuggling with your Dad.



    Cooler weather? Soon!
    Snuggling with my cool cat?
    Waking with cat hair?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Cat food dilemma

    Finicky kitty.
    I like it! I don't like it!
    Cat's tastes change each day.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Cats flip flop faster
    than any politician!
    Their perogative!

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    Chasing laser dot.
    My dad finds this amusing.
    O.K. laugh fat head!

    Dad at the controls
    He makes sure I don't catch it!
    Why does he do that?

    I search all the dots,
    On all home appliances!
    Red dot above bed!

    A midnite attack!
    He sleeps, I'll step on his groin.
    Now we are even!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    The glass shattering
    wakens me from my deep sleep.
    Where's the broom? Dustpan?

    Ed does know enough!
    Watch out! Broken glass on floor!
    It's gravity's fault!

    Dad, I just walked by....
    And the glass exploded!
    Why would I bother your sleep?

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    Bedtime, October 7th ...

    Still so warm outside
    I turn A.C. on - Cat still
    snuggles up with me
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Cat hair in my mouth.
    The weather changes to cold.
    Fur piece on my head.

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    Cat stares intently
    Under refrigerator
    Watching who-knows-what?
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    He asked
    Her kitten
    To pet and purr
    She eyed his puss
    And screamed
    "WHAT FUR"!

    Burma Shave
    ~ at least I'm not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom
    Cat stares intently
    Under refrigerator
    Watching who-knows-what?
    Across the kitchen floor
    A lost milk ring hockey puck.
    'Mom, A little hand?"
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Morning, October 15th...

    I awaken to
    Find my little grey meat-loaf
    Purring next to me.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom
    I awaken to
    Find my little grey meat-loaf
    Purring next to me.
    Purring grey meatloaf?
    Not fun to find in a fridge!
    But a joy in bed!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Cassie's tail moves fast --
    Smacks me in the face when I
    Love on her too much.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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