Cat Haiku

[cassiesmom]

Mom, I lost my mouse!
It is underneath the fridge,
I did not hit it there.

I don't want that mouse!
That is not my favorite one!
Get my favorite one.

Mom, you look quite odd
On your stomach on the floor
Finding my toy mouse.

[RICHARD]

Soft kitty snoring
thrums against my sleeping brain
Cat paw in my eye!

[caffeitina]

Those are great! My favorite is the elevator butt one.

[cassiesmom]

Mom bought me Cat Grass!
Eating some helps my hair-balls,
Mom does not like that.

[cassiesmom]

Those are great! My favorite is the elevator butt one.

Join in and write a few!

[caffeitina]

Sure. Sounds fun Here are a few written in honor of my two furballs.

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A squirrel outside
Mouse with a fluffy tail
Would make a fun toy
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Food dish is empty
From our tasty midnight snack
Time to wake Mom--Now!
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The big leather chair
Makes a better scratching post
Softer on my claws
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Dad bought Mom flowers
Maybe just a taste or two...
Yummy! Salad bar!
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Howard loves catnip
Runs around the apartment
Now it's time to sleep
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Luna strikes a pose
She's the prettiest kitty
Look, but just don't touch
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A string hanging there
Attached to mom's blue hoodie
Pounce! The string is mine!

[lvpets2002]

OMG did my girls contact you on that this is me all the time on the floor in front of the refrigerater.. Too funny

Mom, I lost my mouse!
It is underneath the fridge,
I did not hit it there.

I don't want that mouse!
That is not my favorite one!
Get my favorite one.

Mom, you look quite odd
On your stomach on the floor
Finding my toy mouse.

[RICHARD]

Sucking up the sun
Recharging cat batteries
Must step around you!

[cassiesmom]

Sure. Sounds fun
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Dad bought Mom flowers
Maybe just a taste or two...
Yummy! Salad bar!
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lvpets2002 - your girls didn't contact me but Cassie likes to play mousies in the kitchen. I think it is because they slide better on the tile. Every now and again she will bop one underneath the refrigerator and then she'll sulk until I retrieve it. She must have half a dozen but she has a couple of favorites that she plays with the most and those are the ones that seem to end up beneath the fridge. And, caffeitina, did MY girl contact YOU?! She LOVES it when we have flowers in the house. That doesn't happen often, though because I only have a couple places I can set a vase of flowers where she can't get at it somehow! Stinker. I love her to pieces.

[cassiesmom]

Cat lets you pet her
Only when she says you can:
"Okay, pet me now."

You leave for work soon?
Tough! I said you could pet me.
You must pet me now.

I'm so glad you're home!
Pet me! Play with me! Feed me!
You are beat? Too bad.

Cat is in charge here.
Cat determines home routine.
Cat's staff must comply.

Cassie Cat and me
Ten years together this year,
I am glad she's mine.

[caffeitina]

lvpets2002 - your girls didn't contact me but Cassie likes to play mousies in the kitchen. I think it is because they slide better on the tile. Every now and again she will bop one underneath the refrigerator and then she'll sulk until I retrieve it. She must have half a dozen but she has a couple of favorites that she plays with the most and those are the ones that seem to end up beneath the fridge. And, caffeitina, did MY girl contact YOU?! She LOVES it when we have flowers in the house. That doesn't happen often, though because I only have a couple places I can set a vase of flowers where she can't get at it somehow! Stinker. I love her to pieces.

I see you have a veggie lover too. My Howard thinks he's a vegan. Won't eat cheese or meat....he even refused a piece of shrimp once! His favorite treats are rasains (only on special occasions) or to clean out the bowl after Jim or I eat rainbow sherbert. And, of course, salad! My plants are all up high where he can't get them (not even by jumping), but occasionally I'll have a vase of flowers, and then Howard couldn't be happier.

[cassiesmom]

Tortellini with
A side order of cat loaf.
"Cat food" for my eyes!!

absolutely

[cassiesmom]

Mom, where have you been?
Visiting another cat?
You don't smell like me.

I will rub myself
Up against your trouser legs
So you'll smell like me.

You wear nice cologne
But it is not "Eau de Me";
That one smells the best.

Schmoozle, Cassie Cat
While I pet you on the floor...
Phew! You need a bath!

I take out the Kitty Wipes,
Cassie knows what's coming next,
Quickly runs and hides.

[RICHARD]

The cat of my dreams-
Walks across my inert form
Breakfast-in one hour?


"One whole hour to wait?
Dude, wake your sleepy arse up!"
BREAKFAST COMING UP!

[lbaker]

A little salty taste is fine
But not if from your tears
Let me lick them away
And pull the corners of your mouth up
With my love ~ *purrrrrrr rumble*