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Thread: Cat Haiku

  1. #376
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    Domesticated?
    Wild cats, tamed and brought indoors.
    My cat still needs work!

  2. #377
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    Moving water dish?
    Please watch your step as you walk.
    Thanks for the warning!

    My two days of pain.
    My achilles heel, exposed.
    My love for my cat!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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  3. #378
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    Jumping graceful cat
    arching rainbow of white fur
    Hey you, GET DOWN NOW!

    ------------------
    It's only sliced ham
    Your nose inside my sandwicch
    Mayonaisse whiskers?!

    ------------

    Sleeping in my chair
    I warmed it up just for you.
    I think I'll just stand.

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    You're king of the house.
    I am just your man servant
    A can opener?

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    A white cat boa
    twitching, snoring on my neck.
    Sleep tight little one

  5. #380
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    Sleeping sunny cat.
    Soak up the autumn sunshine
    Winter approaches
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  6. #381
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    L-o-l!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  7. #382
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    If Cassie wrote haiku:

    I would like a treat.
    Preferably, from a can...
    Tuna, tuna, please.

    It is time to play.
    Fishing pole toy, please, right here.
    Until I am bored.

    And now I shall nap
    On your nice, clean laundry stack
    Right from the dryer.


    =^. .^=

    One more (added later)
    You love me so much,
    'Cause I bring you so much joy,
    Mom, I love you, too.
    Last edited by cassiesmom; 12-04-2006 at 09:37 PM.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Warm cat love?

    Weekly ritual?
    The magic warming machine!
    Nice! on a cold day!

    Clean folded clothing
    Toasty warm from the dryer.
    Wake me up later?

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    Indoor Tree Climbing?
    A sport if ever there was!
    Hey look out below!

    The Christmas Spirit.
    Alive and well at my house.
    Dad, clean up the mess?

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    Yummy pine needles
    I eat a lot of them so
    I can vomit now.

    Roman emperors
    were using peacock feathers
    Pine needles will do.

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    Don't have time to shop
    To gift wrap or decorate
    What to give parents?

    Pine needled hairballs
    Christmas gift to mom and dad!
    Home made is the best!

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    My unca Richard
    Can read my mind as Eddie
    Taught him all he knows

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    A cat whisperer?
    Or the anticipation
    of an evil thought??

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    potted poinsettas
    hanging christmas cards, lights, tree?
    My own cat playground?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  15. #390

    Cat Haiku

    An uppercase Q
    Purring and swishing his tail
    Patient, waits for U

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