Cat Haiku

[RICHARD]

grams of white cat hair
all over the place, on clothes
shirts, shorts and jackets

ounces of mischief
knocking over dad's knick knacks
and some other stuff

Pounds of kitty scat
dad is always cleaning up
after my rear end

tons of real fun
keeping dad on his toes and
making him laugh loud.

[lbaker]

I do believe we are getting to know Eddie as well as we do you, Richard and that can be scary Can one know a cat.. ever? Can one know Richard.. hmmm A point to ponder

[Barbara]

Eddie is a riddle.
Who is more of a riddle?
He or dad Richard?

A riddle to solve.
But there is no solution.
Both guys are poets

[lbaker]

yea Barbara! You said it much better than I.........

[Barbara]

Originally posted by RICHARD
grams of white cat hair
all over the place, on clothes
shirts, shorts and jackets

White hair on black shirts
a classic contrast- Eddie
knows about fashion.

Tigris' ticked hair:
the tips go with light clothes
the bottom with dark

[RICHARD]

I translate for my
cat, Edward. He cannot type
or spell very well.

[Barbara]

Edward, I am sure
knows all the things that he needs
to have a good life.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara
Edward, I am sure
knows all the things that he needs
to have a good life.

How to escape house.
How to get fresh food in bowl.
How to make gray hair!!

[RICHARD]

some days I'm treated
to the greatest show on earth
watching my cat play

An Olympic cat
The balance beam, sprints measured
in rooms, not feet

On your mark, get set…
a crouch explodes into speed
room to room to room

Finish line in sight
across the line, breaking tape
a world class time

A marathon scratch???
walking cat rear, balance-walks
across the sofa back

A long jump across
from arm chair to bed mattress
what extension, form!

a rhythmic gymnast
a stretching leg, an arched back-
a judge's score here?

I can judge my cat
on ability and grace
and his love for me

but in one event
my cat wins a gold medal
is napping a sport?
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the alter ego
of a cat is their tail
a mind of it's own

I sit in my chair
cat rear on my left shoulder
cat head on my right

the teasing cat tail
flipping to an unheard beat
caressing my left ear

just a reminder
of the cat I own and the
mischief in his soul

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kitty poop is the
end of a meal, face wash and
well deserved nap.

[G.P.girl]

lol! you guys are hilarious!

[RICHARD]

A cat on my mind
asleep and warm on my bed.
I'll be home later.

[RICHARD]

I play every night
Kitty twister- that real old
game of body parts.

Ed always goes first,
Right paw, place on human's foot.
left front on my knee.

Rear paw on left foot.
Right front paw goes on my hip
I am awake now!

Left front paw, MY RIBS!
Why is my cat so heavy?
Cat whiskers in face.

All paws on ribs now.
One half circle all paws move.
What a game this is!

Heavy cat body!
Lie down on human's rib cage
ED? CAN I MOVE NOW?

I lost at this game.
Only a cat can play this-
Me? I need my sleep!

[RICHARD]

ribbons to chew on,
paper to fight with, boxes
to climb all over.

[RICHARD]

I do sleep better
snuggled up in dad's armpit
He doesn't smell bad.

He showers often
And uses baby powder
My dad smells the best.

[RICHARD]

Ears


My early warning
turning on top of my head-
I always listen

My eyes can fool you
I look like I am dozing-
But I am alert.

You walk all about-
the clumsy Human you are.
I know where you move.

Watch my ears next time
Nature's sonar, listening
I 'see' with my ears.