I'm Canadian......eh?
OK, 8:30pm and Mom is in bed. That second martini just did her in.
Tomorrow morning it's Canadian bacon and eggs, hash browns and toast along with 151% rum on the coffee. We've started Christmas Day on that note ever since I was a yungun'.....
Orc, you silly boy. What?? You expect me to crawl on your lap?? Not on your life.
Yes Karen, it's the type of booze in the drink. To me, I can't taste the difference.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
MOFF, you are stirring up trouble - now why would you do that?
Go have a catnip tea and settle down
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