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  1. 10-12-2010, 02:20 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by momcat View Post
    Just a few questions so I can start working your case. Are you being fed at all? Do I understand correctly that you are forced to go outside when the weather is at its worst? ... Do you have cell phones?
    Oh, the horrors of our diet! You have NO idea. We NEVER get steak, or hamburgers or hot dogs. Sometimes our dad sneaks us a piece of cheese, but we are so weak with hunger by then that we can barely drag our bodies across the floor to take it! We have to eat hard, dry kibble ... all day, every day. It's horrible. Once in a while, in bright light, if we suck our bellies in REALLY hard, you might actually catch a glimpse of a rib!

    And OH! The weather ... let me tell you what! It SNOWS here. Snow! Can you believe it! And she expects us to actually STEP in that stuff! No way, no how. We pee on the floor, you better believe it! Not happening! She thinks putting coats on us is going to change that? Ha!!

    Please call us at 1-800-ABOOSED as soon as possible. If we are not too weak or cold to crawl to the phone, that is!

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  2. 10-12-2010, 08:09 PM #2
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    Okay Rocky, Gia, and Iggy here's the deal. On November 1 the Catmobile will be heading out to Wyoming with a crack team of investigators and purralegals. That way we can all get together and put your case together. Go over to Cat General and check out the post "Groucho the lawyer needs volunteers" for valuable updates.

    Help is on the way!
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    OK, the CREW is ready to go, all 26, I think we need a bus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GILL View Post
    OK, the CREW is ready to go, all 26, I think we need a bus.
    The Catmobile will be tuned up, oil changed, tires inflated, windshield washer full, tires rotated, coolant level checked, and fully stocked with warm blankets, soft pillows, clean litter boxes, tons of food, and on the road by November 1. The CREW will get a call on their cell phones when the Catmobile reaches their neighborhood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by momcat View Post
    The Catmobile will be tuned up, oil changed, tires inflated, windshield washer full, tires rotated, coolant level checked, and fully stocked with warm blankets, soft pillows, clean litter boxes, tons of food, and on the road by November 1. The CREW will get a call on their cell phones when the Catmobile reaches their neighborhood.
    Oooooh boy .... we wonder what Mom's going to say when she opens the door and there's cats and cats and cats on the porch!?

    You all are nice kitties, right? Cuz we're kind of little, shy dogs, and kitties kind of scare us sometimes. Our barks are, um .... well, frankly ... WAY worse then our bites. (Cuz we don't have any bites.)

    Rocky, Gia and Iggy
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    "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisterdog View Post
    Oooooh boy .... we wonder what Mom's going to say when she opens the door and there's cats and cats and cats on the porch!?

    You all are nice kitties, right? Cuz we're kind of little, shy dogs, and kitties kind of scare us sometimes. Our barks are, um .... well, frankly ... WAY worse then our bites. (Cuz we don't have any bites.)

    Rocky, Gia and Iggy
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    Cassie is a little shy with new friends. Once she gets used to you though, you will be fine. She will hide for a bit and then she will explore
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    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

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    There's absolutely nothing to worry about, Puppy Pals. We're a very nice group of kitties and we're teaming up to help you resolve your awful situation. Your Mom isn't going to suddenly find a multitude of cats on the porch, We'll be picking you up in our eco-friendly hybrid Catmobile so that our discussions about your case will be private and your attorney - client priveledge will be secure. By the way, do you guys like fried chicken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by momcat View Post
    There's absolutely nothing to worry about, Puppy Pals. We're a very nice group of kitties and we're teaming up to help you resolve your awful situation. Your Mom isn't going to suddenly find a multitude of cats on the porch, We'll be picking you up in our eco-friendly hybrid Catmobile so that our discussions about your case will be private and your attorney - client priveledge will be secure. By the way, do you guys like fried chicken?

    Your friend,
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    "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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