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  1. 10-23-2002, 08:19 AM #1
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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Funny!

    HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

    Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

    Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

    Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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  2. 10-23-2002, 08:25 AM #2
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    That was fun to read. What a great way to start out the day.
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  3. 10-23-2002, 08:50 AM #3
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    I love the lab's response--so true! They are all funny!!
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  4. 10-23-2002, 09:41 AM #4
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    Oh,That is so cute and funny!!
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  5. 10-23-2002, 11:27 AM #5
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    LOL This one always makes me LOL
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    Trying to picture Winter doing the border collie's response but I really can't see her doing that. Hiding from it yay changing it naw.
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  7. 10-24-2002, 09:17 AM #7
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    I love the lab's response--so true!
    I was thinking the same thing. It sounds so much like a look I would have gotten from Toby for something like that! When he was younger, he was so precious to us all!

    I always enjoy those when I read them. All I want to know now is what the danes and dalmations response was!
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  8. 10-25-2002, 09:33 AM #8
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    As soon as Callihan the Doberman wakes up he will not find this joke funny! LOL
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  9. 10-25-2002, 11:05 AM #9
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    That is too funny.
    Soar high & free my sweet fur angels. I love you Nanook & Raustyk... forever & ever.

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  10. 10-25-2002, 09:55 PM #10
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