Nascar 2010

[RICHARD]

STFU Brent Musberger.

LOL, Danica Patrick lead the women's field, she qualifies last of the women and she's the leader?


Paraphrasing here.

"It's hard to be pretty and then go racing....."

Peak, then win.

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LOLOLOLOL,

American pilots breaking the sound barrier...

What a fricking moron.

You'd have to pull your eardrums out of your rear end if they came anywhere NEAT the sound barrier that low.

And no Jim Nabors?



MORONS.

[RICHARD]

I was too early with my Jim Nabors quote, I stand corrected.

Ashley Judd? Dude, stay off the track.

A funny story about the "milk".

One winner said that the worst part about the traditional milk moment?

In the heat the milk dries and starts to stink. You are moving around celebrating and you smell rotten milk.

Free white plastic bags to carry your purchases out to the car at Target, All day tomorrow.

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What is worse, Danica Patrick the witch?

Or Danica Patrick trying to polish turds?

I call BS on Danica Patrick.

A whole truckload.


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Did anyone see Ashley Judd slide off the Corvette?

No she didn't fall.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

When did they start that side by side crap to sneak commercials in on us during the race? I really hated that!!! It wouldn't be so bad if they put the race in the bigger section and the commercial in the smaller section. Made me want to slap someone!!!

[RICHARD]

When did they start that side by side crap to sneak commercials in on us during the race? I really hated that!!! It wouldn't be so bad if they put the race in the bigger section and the commercial in the smaller section. Made me want to slap someone!!!

You slap, I'll punch.

The 500 isn't the 500 anymore.

And those stupid Go Daddy commercials.

Content not rated!

morons.

[Lady's Human]

NASCAR, I've had it.

I flipped over to see the opening of the Coke 600............to see the A-team (Being ever so seriously introduced by the Hair as a Special forces unit wrongfully accused ....blah blah blah )bringing the green flag into the track. In the past it's been done by military units, especially on Memorial day and 4th of July.

You can throw a rock in damned near any direction from Charlotte, NC and hit a military base of some sort.

And they have the A-team bringing the flag in?

Gimme a break.

[RICHARD]

And they have the A-team bringing the flag in?

Gimme a break.

Do you want slap or punch? I'll go with whatever is left.

Oh and the FORT BRAGG FIRING SQUAD?
hmmmmmmm...

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MY only concesstion to Kyle Busch is the cat helmet in the commercial, it makes me want to buy a motorcycle and paint my helmet like that.

Pulling up to people at a stop sign would be nuclear, god, I'd have fun with that.

[Lady's Human]

Do you think NASCAR might take the hint?

Look at all the empty seats.........in turn 4.......


Nah, they're as tone deaf as Ford and Congress.

[RICHARD]

Do you think NASCAR might take the hint?

Look at all the empty seats.........in turn 4.......


Nah, they're as tone deaf as Ford and Congress.

You have to remember that it's just the same as the lobbyist in the U.S. capitol!

Who ever writes the biggest check?

When Mark Martin was riding around in the VIAGRA car, I wasn't thrilled about that, even tho my nickname is DICK!


Who has been turned away from sponsoring a car?

High Times magazine? Penthouse? Old English 800?

BP? Ain't gonna happen.

I laughed at the Playboy car that made the rounds a few years ago.

I bet the Michigan Militia 400 would happen if there was enough money tossed around.

If you want to talk about sports heartbreak?

Root for the Oakland Raiders.


LOLOLOLOLOL, I just spit on myself.

[Lady's Human]

NASCAR, above all else, is a marketing company.

If you're a prospective advertiser, and you look into the stands and see empty seats week after week, what's that tell you about the value of your advertising dollar?

Bristol didn't sell out for the first time in decades.

Empty seats at Dover.

NASCAR, wake up. You've lost the base, so to speak.

[aTailOf2Kitties]

Finally a good finish! Thank you Stock Car Jesus! Gimme 5!

[anna_66]

I enjoyed the race even though most of our guys ended up having problems (thanks Jimmie for running Denny into the grass)

For a while there I was thinking that Reutimann just might get the win!

I was thankful that Kyle made it to 3rd after that jerk Brad ran into him on pit road And then Burton blaming him for racing him dirty...whatever.

Mark was just thrilled that Johnson wiped out, and I'm thrilled that Clint Bowyer didn't win!

It wasn't a great night for Tony or Joey, but at least they were in the top 15.
And Denny, he finished 18th and on the lead lap. Better than I thought it was going to be (thanks again Jimmie )

Oh and I can't forget Ryan. Yep, he was 9th..in the top 10 (just for you Amy)

On to Pocono!

And a congrats to Dario Franchitti!

[Lady's Human]

I was thankful that Kyle made it to 3rd after that jerk Brad ran into him on pit road And then Burton blaming him for racing him dirty...whatever.

How many times has Jeff Burton called out anyone for rough driving?

It's been years.

[Cincy'sMom]

I had picked Kurt and Kyle 1st and 3rd, I just had them in the opposite order.

Tony ran better then he finished, Ryan finshed better then he ran. (Thanks for the Ryan mentioned, Anna!) At least one of the SHR cars is back in the Top 12! Now we just gotta get the boss there. More ppl between here and there 16th vs. 14th), but he is 10 points closer then he was going into last night. If he wants to wait 2 weeks to get that first win of he season at MIS, I'd be great that!

My question for Dario is,will he take the invitation to come play in the dirt? Hope to see June 9, Dario!!!

[anna_66]

How many times has Jeff Burton called out anyone for rough driving?

It's been years.

Never said he does it all the time. Just didn't like him blaming Kyle for one of those "racing things".

He'll win pretty soon Amy...he just has to

[Lady's Human]

When "those racing things" center around one driver, repeatedly, it's not a "racing thing" anymore.

BTW, DW, not that you've ever shown any class as a broadcaster, but the swipe at Chris Economakie was just crass.