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  1. 01-08-2010, 06:22 PM #1
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    Man who said he was 'massaging' meat gets 10 years
    Published - Jan 08 2010 04:34PM EST


    ORANGEBURG, S.C.— A South Carolina man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for stealing an $80 slab of meat. The Times and Democrat of Orangeburg reported Thursday that 51-year-old Mark Zachary of Orangeburg received the maximum sentence after jurors found him guilty Wednesday of shoplifting. Prosecutors said the sentence was justified because the Aug. 26 theft from Reid's grocery store in Orangeburg was his ninth offense.

    Authorities said when a store manager approached Zachary about the missing New York strip and the big bulk under his shirt, he fled, right into the arms of an off-duty police officer.

    Assistant Solicitor Glenn Justis asked jurors "Where's the beef?" in his opening argument.

    Zachary testified he was "massaging" the meat, not stealing it.

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    Information from: The Times & Democrat, http://www.timesanddemocrat.com
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  2. 01-09-2010, 09:58 AM #2
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    Did someome say...MEAT!!
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    I want to know what happened to that pack of meat.

    Really.
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  4. 01-11-2010, 01:56 PM #4
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    That makes me think of a scene in Animal House at the Food King where Boon stuffs a bunch of meat into Pinto's sweater!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    I want to know what happened to that pack of meat.

    Really.
    They probably put it back in the meat section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizbud View Post
    They probably put it back in the meat section.
    i was thinking more along the lines of evidence...you have a point!
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    Some guys just like to massage their meat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    Some guys just like to massage their meat!

    OMG, you did not say that. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    Some guys just like to massage their meat!
    I love meatloaf, but hate the way my hands feel after I put it together.
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