The younger you are, the less traffic signals mean to you.

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Why are the commercials you really detest are the ones that you always see?

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How do they fit the talking woman into the dashboard?

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I have all the lids that belong to your plastic storage-ware.

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Why is when I look for tape (or anything else) I can't find it, I go buy another and the first roll appears later?

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Why are egg rolls stuffed with meat/veggies?