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    My first NERF 'kill'.......

    I recently have seen a spike in the wildlife sharpening their claws on the area rug in the front room.

    I decided to do the responsible thing and purchase a 'gun' to try and protect the rug.


    I keep it loaded and when the offending critter comes and begins to try and shred the carpet I fire a warning shot over his head, and if that does not work?

    I shoot him in the arse!

    I am a responsible 'hunter' and shot myself before I used it on any animal.

    I have no limits, no tags to purchase and no guts to contend with.

    I mounted my first trophy on the back of the recliner and now proudly display him to anyone who comes over to visit.
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    OMG lol that hat is horrific. REALLY lol.




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    Rewled.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sparks19 View Post
    OMG lol that hat is horrific. REALLY lol.
    Why do you think I shot him in the arse?

    NO one will embarass me like THAT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Why do you think I shot him in the arse?

    NO one will embarass me like THAT!
    HAHAHAHAHA

    remind me never to tick you off. I'd hate to be found wearing that hat lol




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    I wore a hat like that once while skiing. Wonder if I have a copy of that on this computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moesha View Post
    I wore a hat like that once while skiing. Wonder if I have a copy of that on this computer.
    But you were having fun, Ed was not.

    But, those ski pants would never let you know you had been shot.

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    Last edited by RICHARD; 11-12-2009 at 08:30 AM.

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!! The look on his face is priceless. I cannot believe he leaves that hat on long enough for you to get a photo. That is just too hilarious.

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    Richard, I like you....really.
    But how could you post something like this on an animal friendly site???? Killing anything is horrific and especially your own pet. How could you?????
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    I don't think I noticed before that Ed has such a nice collar. Does he wear one all the time?

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    Ed reminds me of my RB Montego. He always had that slightly annoyed look on his face. I could just imagine him rolling his eyes at me if he could. I used to put little Santa hats on him when he was just chillin'. He'd put up with it for a few minutes as long as he didn't have to get up.

    Ed is such a handsome boy I think I'd probably let him get away with being naughty. I'd also get tired of having to eventually pick up all of the nerf darts

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    Quote Originally Posted by aTailOf2Kitties View Post
    Ed is such a handsome boy I think I'd probably let him get away with being naughty. I'd also get tired of having to eventually pick up all of the nerf darts
    I have a box big enough for him....address please?

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    I picked up the collar at Target, the fishies on the collar are that material that reflect light.....

    I like blues and thought it was a nice color.

    Of course, ANY color stands out on against this guy's coat!

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    so... did you have to sleep with one eye open last night? Or find a kittie tootsie roll on your pillow? lol




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    Quote Originally Posted by sparks19 View Post
    so... did you have to sleep with one eye open last night? Or find a kittie tootsie roll on your pillow? lol
    hahahaa.. my same thoughts..lol
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    I checked my ears, nose and hair, no toosie rolls!

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