funny bumper stickers

**moosmom** · 07-14-2008, 05:39 PM

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

**davidpizzica** · 07-14-2008, 06:35 PM

I have two more."my other car is a piece of junk,too!" and "this is NOT an abandoned car!"

**phesina** · 07-14-2008, 07:37 PM

"MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT." From Dogma Catmantoo, a nice store in Ann Arbor featuring nice things for cats and dogs and people who love them. It's at http://dogmacatmantoo.com/, but that bumper sticker isn't on the web site. You can also get one there saying "MY DOG IS ..etc."

I also have one that says "CATS AGAINST BUSH" and has a picture of a kitten's face with its mouth open looking like it's laughing. (I got from http://shop.cafepress.com/cats-against-bush .)

I have one of those Jesus-fish-type things, only this one has legs and ears and a tail and whiskers, and inside the outline of the "fish" it says "CAT". From http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/car-p...ml?id=e3iPvrBm .

And I have a spay-neuter one and a spay-neuter "ribbon."

**Suki Wingy** · 07-14-2008, 07:54 PM

"The closer you get, the slower I`ll drive"

Can I have that one? Really, because I do. I drive speed limit and people are always mad at me for it.

I have a lot of stickers on my car, but none of them are really funny except my "What do keys do?" one. (PotC reference)

**Sevaede** · 07-14-2008, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by smokey the elder

This isn't a bumper sticker, more of an attachment. Lots of folks have a fish with "Jesus" or a cross in it, or something like that. Occasionally I see a fish with legs with the word "Darwin" in it. That just cracks me up!

My friends sister has one that has a little rocket ship/fish and it says "Science".

Very neat.

**Trinityagain** · 07-15-2008, 09:59 AM

On my Explorer: Well behaved women rarely make history

On hubby's truck: Cats not kids; Got Hardtack? (he is a Civil War re-enactor)

On a car we used to see coming into work : Dislexic devil worshipers worship Santa

I absolutely love the last one!

**lute** · 07-15-2008, 12:48 PM

By far my favorite one has been "No need for a car alarm...I have a Chihuahua" They had other breeds as well.

**smokey the elder** · 07-15-2008, 01:29 PM

One old one I remember: "A women's place is in the House (and the Senate, and the Supreme Court!)"

**Suki Wingy** · 07-15-2008, 03:15 PM

Along the same lines, I've seen "A woman's place is on her horse."

**jennielynn1970** · 07-15-2008, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by lvpets2002

This is the New One I Have on the SUV

THAT IS AWESOME!!!

**jennielynn1970** · 07-15-2008, 09:32 PM

My grumpy teacher assistant has this one, which is SOOOOO Appropriate for her (although I love it too!).

**huskylover27** · 07-15-2008, 10:38 PM

my uncle has one........but due to the younger people on here it says

"unless you're a hemorhoid, get off my a$$.

**Marigold2** · 07-16-2008, 08:43 AM

Oh they are all so funny. This one I saw years ago and I laughted so hard I had to pull off the side of the road.

HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED.

**Gracefulsarah** · 07-16-2008, 10:28 AM

I just saw one this morning that was great. It was on a work truck. It said:

My truck isn't leaking. It's marking it's territory.

**kelli1843** · 07-16-2008, 11:35 AM

I saw one last year on truck in front of me, it said: "What's racecar spelled backwards"? I was trying to mentally figure it out and was sitting at the light with people beeping at me, lol.