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    How to Properly Hug a Baby

    Received this in an email from my mom... thought you'd all enjoy!!!

    Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

    1. First, uh, find a baby


    2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
    Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.


    3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
    hugging process.


    4. The 'paw slide'
    Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close up


    5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
    The difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
    achieve the best photo quality.

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    Too Cute & Adorable..

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    *snorts liquids out*........ OMG!!!... that was hilarious!!!

    the third one just had me.... and I just could not stop laughing beyond that...

    thanks!!
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    I got this in an email once. I absolutely adore it especially the baby flattening (Something may very well be wrong with me). Thanks for posting it.


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    Aww!

    My mum was walking by when she saw this and asked why I was looking at pictures of a dog eating a baby. :] After she read though, she thought it was adorable.

    Thanks for sharing this!
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    OMG that was tooo cute! Thanks for sharing!

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    LOLOL!!! That is wonderful...and what a cooperative baby.

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    I'm glad you all enjoyed it just as much as I did!!!

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    Thank you for the very clear and specific instructions. I printed them out and closely followed them and just look at my magnificent results! What do you think?
    (Sorry, but I could not rotate the image)
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    That is wonderful
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    Quote Originally Posted by tannermama View Post
    Thank you for the very clear and specific instructions. I printed them out and closely followed them and just look at my magnificent results! What do you think?
    (Sorry, but I could not rotate the image)
    Just be sure it was properly identified as a baby by applying classic "sniffing" technique, and I'd say you're good to go!

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