Moon Pies attack! (odd article)

[CountryWolf07]

Moon Pie Attack!
Homeless Man Arrested For Allegedly Attacking 84-year-old Man With Moon Pies

Police in Galesburg said a homeless man was arrested for allegedly attacking an 84-year-old man with a box of Moon Pies.

The elderly man told police he was on his way out of a dollar store on Friday when he felt something striking him repeatedly in the back. He said he turned around and saw that 53-year-old Michael Farquer was hitting him with something inside a yellow plastic bag.

The victim went back inside the store, and Farquer followed him, whereupon the staff called police. Officers determined that the weapon was a one-dollar box of Moon Pies, which they confiscated as evidence before taking Farquer to the Knox County Jail on a battery charge.

[Hellow]

How could you attack someone with moon pies?

[Medusa]

I've been mooned but never moon pied. The 53 year old obviously ain't "right". Know what I mean?

[dukedogsmom]

I've been mooned but never moon pied.

Hey, me too!

Even though it was a battery, I still got a laugh from the method.