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    http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/mulberry.htm

    MOFF, I bet this is what you were thinking about........it sure sounded familiar to me too!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gini View Post
    http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/mulberry.htm

    MOFF, I bet this is what you were thinking about........it sure sounded familiar to me too!!
    Gosh, I had forgotten about that one, Gini. I was thinking of the one with the monkey and the weasel. The Pop goes the weasel one that Karen showed. I just put the monkey and the weasel playing ring around the rosie. (I think... sometimes)
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces View Post
    Gosh, I had forgotten about that one, Gini. I was thinking of the one with the monkey and the weasel. The Pop goes the weasel one that Karen showed. I just put the monkey and the weasel playing ring around the rosie. (I think... sometimes)
    ANd don't forget to empty your pockets before you wash them?

    Hey guys,

    I'll take care of the MOST IMPRESSING MATTERS first.

    One Giant Choco Cake and a happy birthday to LH!

    DONE!

    Grace and KJ,

    One clean joke.....And, I have been know to mix a few drinks...I'll have to look for some pics from a long ago Sunday bbq!


    C1 and Karen....LOL,

    THis may turn the PGTW thing on it's head....I heard the line as "All around the cobbler's bench..."

    Could it be regional?


    One Bourbon for KJ? DONE!

    Redd,
    One mulberry whatever?
    DONE!

    KK,

    You can be the Joke Vixen for this week, We'll rotate the others in as needed?

    DONE?


    MOFF,

    That may be that booth that we trashed that you are sticking to! I'll get the vinyl cleaner!
    DONE!


    LP.

    I haven't worked that fast in ages! THanks!

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    Okay - one clean joke. It might not be P.C., and, like me, it's older than dirt.


    A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

    The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

    The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

    After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

    The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

    The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

    "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grace View Post
    Okay - one clean joke. It might not be P.C., and, like me, it's older than dirt.
    That'll do!

    Name your poison!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Barkeep, I'll take a large anything.

    Just make sure it has lots of alcohol in it.

    Lady gets a tranquilizer this morning, I'm the one who needs it.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Barkeep, I'll take a large anything.

    Just make sure it has lots of alcohol in it.

    Lady gets a tranquilizer this morning, I'm the one who needs it.

    It's been a while since i prescribed anything.....Long Island Ice Tea. Many alcohols!

    DONE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    It's been a while since i prescribed anything.....Long Island Ice Tea. Many alcohols!

    DONE!

    Make that TWO -

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    So Glad to be back! and all my fave people here along with RICHARDs' great cooking? What more can a girl ask for? Oh yeah the lottery winning numbers.....

    Wonderful to see everyone, how about a nice cool drink with some of those berries in it (and vodka of course!)

    *wonders what mario has been up to, and checks to see where orc is*
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrKym View Post
    So Glad to be back! and all my fave people here along with RICHARDs' great cooking? What more can a girl ask for? Oh yeah the lottery winning numbers.....

    Wonderful to see everyone, how about a nice cool drink with some of those berries in it (and vodka of course!)

    *wonders what mario has been up to, and checks to see where orc is*
    Well, sit down and have a drink..
    DONE!

    Some bad news to bring ya. Mario passed a few Thursday's ago The ORC is still here, someplace.


    Grace,

    One LIIT? Done!
    I'll see you all at #266, I don't want to get behind on the orders!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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