I haven't watched any of the debates, but I have read a transcript or two.

I haven't watched simply because if I want to see that big a pile of manure, all I have to do is look across the road when they're running the manure spreader in the hayfield.

I think I've posted this before, but.......


La cucaracha, la cucaracha
woke up on election day

La cucaracha, la cucaracha
heard the things they had to say

A lot of lying and alibi-ing
empty heads without a plan


La cucaracha, la cucaracha

said I'm glad I'm not a man.