[Dear You. . .]

[Suki Wingy]

Dear Community,


Surprise! *presents cake*






Surprise! *presents cake*











Surprise! *presents cake*

Love, Forgotten Member

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

*eats cake*

=]

[dukedogsmom]

*offers a fresh pot of coffee or a cold glass of milk for the cake*

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Guitar Hero III,

Why must you have five keys and I only have four fingers to use? My thumb doesn't stretch that far.

The hard level is a bit much for me.

Kthnxbye.

Megan

[k9krazee]

Dear Alarm Clock,

Just five more minutes, please? Why must you go off at the most inconvienient times. If you know I'm having a good dream, please hold off blaring your loud music. I'd do the same for you.

Yours truely,
An exhausted dreamer

[CountryWolf07]

Dear Ohio State,

GIVE US A SNOW DAY!?!?! C'MON! Be smart about this.

This weather is ridiculous and you make people walk and drive to campus for classes?

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Me.

[DJFyrewolf36]

I have a few...

Dear DSL Company

I am not an idiot. In fact, I WORK with computers. I am aware of how to set up a DSL connection. When I call tech support its because I have a GENUINE PROBLEM not because I'm typing in my information incorectly. Why did you cancel the tech call when you knew the problem was on your end? Why did your make your own tech repeat the same steps that didn't fix the problem to begin with?
The internet is finally working today...fixing it only took five days. Bravo

Without love
Disgruntled Customer

Dear sound recording software

Why can't you start recording in Stereo? Who records in Mono?
Thanks for making my life one step harder

Sort of love
The disgruntled DJ

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Persistant Cold,

I hate having a stuffy nose and coughing until I gag. Really? Just go away. My head hurts.

No love,
Megan

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Dear Allergic Reaction,

You started out as three mosquito bite-like bumps on my arm by my elbow that itched like crazy. Then there were four bumps on my stomach... now there's some on my back, my legs, my chest...

SERIOUSLY?!?

Back off. I don't even know why you keep appearing. You itch.

Go die,
Me

[Sparklecoon]

Dear Guitar Hero III,

Why must you have five keys and I only have four fingers to use? My thumb doesn't stretch that far.

The hard level is a bit much for me.

Kthnxbye.

Megan

Cheers to that. I'm decent at medium but my poor stumpy fingers can't get hard.

[jackie]

Dear boys at work,

I know I am the only girl in work and I am bound to overhear "boy talk", but it still grosses me out. I don't mind hearing about boobs once in awhile, but every five minutes is a bit much. I don't care about your bowl movements. Just because I am a girl, it doesn't mean I am getting the coffees in all the time. Don't look at me like I am a demanding prima donna when I refuse to get them, get off your butt and get them yourselves. While you are at it, I like mine with milk, no sugar. I don't care about your opinions about politics, the bosses, the clients, the people who work with us. Stop quoting gangster movies. Just because you make me mad doesn't mean I have PMS. Stop calling women bitches and sluts just because they wouldn't have anything to do with you.

[Aspen and Misty]

Dear Workers,

I'm sorry if you feel I'm too hard on you sometimes. I just care about the dogs and there well being. Is it too much to ask for every pet to always have a soft place to sleep? This isn't just another job, if you don't care please leave. Always remember that each day these dog's stay with us is another day you can either make their time away from home easier or harder for them. So please, keep the cages clean (you do a great job at this), give them all blankets and stop every once and awhile to give them a pat on the head and a "good dog".

Sincerely,
Your boss / Nova and Konnor's mom


Ashley

[Suki Wingy]

*eats cake*

=]

Noooo, that was a special cake!

[iluvjack813]

Confused and Puzzle==== confuzzled

[chocolatepuppy]

Dear internet service,

...I hate you

...and the one I had before you too

[So-Crafty]

To S,

There was a time that I thought you hung the moon. I would have done anything you asked of me and still you denied me the only thing I ever wanted from you. To grow old together. You were so horrible to me and I'll never get over it. You made me feel dirty, fat and ugly. You made me feel worthless. You used everything you could to point out that I just wasn't good enough.

Everytime I see pictures of her I get sick to my stomach. I know that they are succeeding in undoing the damages that you created. You used to tell me that she never wanted to sit with me because she didn't like me. You used to make me ask her for permission to do anything (go out for a walk, watch t.v. - anything). Like a sap, I took it. You made me feel so worthless. You failed me. You failed me as a Fiance and you failed me as a friend. You left her to rot in that apartment while you were using my money to air condition the place, after you had already moved downstairs with your new "insta-family." The poor dog only weighed 20 pounds when I got that email. I was the one who saved her and now every time I see her I think of you. I cry. I don't even like seeing the "happy tails" section about her because all I can think about was just how rotten you were to me.

All I ever wanted was a dog to call my own and you ruined even that for me. I feel like there is this big black "x" across my name. You may have ruined my chances for a future showdog and you ruined my credit.

Most of all, you ruined the thought of me ever having another man in my life. I don't want to hurt again like you hurt me. I can't let anyone in and it kills me. I want so much to finally have that "love of a lifetime" but I can't let anyone near me. A hug from a guy makes me retreat inwards and I get so depressed that I feel like I'll never be whole again. I wish you and me had never happened.