[Dear You. . .]

[Alysser]

Dear bugs,

I don't bother your turf, you don't bother mine. When I see you in my room, YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE. I don't care if you're accidently in there. You know a house isn't your turf, stay out! I will not go into your underground burrows, hives, or wherever the heck you live, trust me. That especially goes for stink bugs.

Your enemy,
Alyssa.

PS - When I loose sight of you after the first sighting, you might hear the song "Eye of the Tiger" playing. You're in deep man, RUN FOR IT. If you hear that, 'cause that means I'm on the hunt. YOU WILL DIE I PROMISE.

[wombat2u2004]

Dear Bugs,
As a favour because we are related, I'm giving you warning in advance to leave Alyssers room el pronto.
Think about it.
Remember....there will be no Xmas party this year if she squishes you all.
Signed,
A Caring Relation.

[chocolatepuppy]

Dear Alyssa,
LMAO!!!

[sana]

Dear bugs,

I don't bother your turf, you don't bother mine. When I see you in my room, YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE. I don't care if you're accidently in there. You know a house isn't your turf, stay out! I will not go into your underground burrows, hives, or wherever the heck you live, trust me. That especially goes for stink bugs.

Your enemy,
Alyssa.

PS - When I loose sight of you after the first sighting, you might hear the song "Eye of the Tiger" playing. You're in deep man, RUN FOR IT. If you hear that, 'cause that means I'm on the hunt. YOU WILL DIE I PROMISE.

Hahah!!! Sign it for me too! Seriously, we have these a little large ants with wings and if you kill one, you'll spot another in 3 secs!! We sprayed the room with a spray that kills insects. They have lessened now, but not ended! I told my bro to kill one, and I spotted another and then later many more!!! My sister made a rule, any ant you see is to be killed... Put my signature under that too, please