I'm so glad this thread took off well. =] Let it out people, it helps TREMENDOUSLY.

Dear Bosco,

I know you're a chihuahua puppy and those two both equal highstrung, and we're only dog-sitting you for a week, but really. My cats don't like you. No use in running as fast as you can down the hallway and tackling them. They're the same size as you and when they hiss, it doesn't mean they're happy.

Love,
Your calm, patient, dog-sitter.

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Dear Wisconsin,

It's cold. I hate you.

No love,
Disgruntled Wisconsinite

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Dear Justin,

You told me you had a surprise visit planned. You were finally going to come visit me! After all the times you told me you'd come to Wisconsin, I finally believed you might actually make it this time. Then, today, you sent me a text message that said, "Sorry, I can't come visit like I had planned. I have to take Matt to Kansas City to the airport. I'm really sorry."

Once again, I get let down. Matt has a girlfriend, why can't SHE take him? But no, you have to go be the bigger man and ruin OUR plans to take him to the airport.

Oh well. I should know better than to expect that much out of you.

Not-really-much love,
Meg